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We Do Not Follow Maps to Buried Treasure, and X Never, Ever, Marks the Spot 11

Echo Rye, falernum, lychee, lemon, black walnut bitters.

For those who like: Clay cups over golden grails, trains instead of planes, underground adventures.

Rebuilding the Kahiki 15

Rum blend, falernum, dry curaçao, pawpaw shrub, lime, vanilla, tiki bitters, orange flower water

For Those who like: Assembling Ikea furniture, historic Columbus treasures, having the feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.

Ode to Jocele, The Last True MILF 13

Rye, gentian liqueur, lime, turmeric, dill, vinegar, cucumber, celery bitters

For those who like: Nostalgic pickles, finding things are better with age, hot grandmas.

The Rabbit’s Out the Hat Now 11

Bourbon infused with carrot and cinnamon, eggplant syrup, fermented grenadine,
cranberry & corazon bitters

For those who like: An old fashioned, smoke and mirrors, Europe's The Final Countdown.

The "Good Life", Whatever It Is and Wherever It Happens To Be 14

Johnnie Walker Black, añejo tequila, raspberry, lemon “sherbet”, fernet, absinthe

For those who like: Literary acid trips, leather clad green fairies, people who think they’re going to get ice cream in this drink but aren’t.

Peeling Out of a Pullover: Methods of Avoiding Speeding Tickets and/or Prison 14 keep the PBR +$2

Mezcal, chocolate liqueur, banana, lemon, chocolate bitters, cream, egg white, topped off with PBR

For those who like: Midwest margaritas, classing up your trash, conjugal visits.

All Dressed Up With Nowhere to Go 14

Jamaican rum, Tanqueray Seville, Peychaud’s Aperitif, Pimm’s #1

For those who like: Dating yourself, popcorn for dinner, putting tinder back on your phone (only as a joke of course).

Uncle Rico’s Glory Days 14

X by Glenmorangie, calvados, molasses bitters, allspice

For those who like: Flasks in your flannel, throwing pigskins a quarter mile back in ’82, autumn in the French quarter.

The Daily Catch of Bangkok 14

Ciroc vodka, tomato gin, lime “sherbet”, ginger liqueur, tiki bitters, spice, fish sauce

For those who like: Asking to be punched in the mouth, exotic escapades, a hammock in the middle of a night club.

Untitled 18

Pechuga, agricole rum, agave, tarragon, celery & mole bitters

For those who like: Pretentious pieces of impermanent art, misdirection, PJ’s Indecisiveness.

Evil Out of Circumstance 16

Sotol, barolo chinato, fino sherry, cherry cordial, lime, absinthe

For those who like: Putting the lotion on the skin, Miss Scarlet in the ballroom with a candlestick, all work and no play.

In Perpetual Motion 11

Watershed chamomile gin, cognac, Select aperitif, marsala wine, Benedictine, black walnut bitters, garam masala spice

For those who like: Negronis, awkward family Thanksgiving dinners, appropriating the British appropriations.

July Crisis, November Resolution 14

ognac, barrel proof bourbon, amaro, lemon, pistachio orgeat, bitters, cider

For those who like: Hot tubs in the winter, champagne and turkey, allied victories.

Death in a Metal Canoe 13

Woodinville bourbon, amaro, cocoa molasses, grapefruit, egg white

Created by Brandon Timm, Key Account Specialist with Coast Pacific, who was shot to death in a metal canoe once. Luckily, it was just a Jersey Shore nightmare PJ had.

Lady in Red 14

Watershed bourbon barrel gin, Lustau blanc vermouth, Campari, tiki bitters

Created on behalf of Anne Dimmick, Barrel Master of Watershed Distillery, who enjoys barrel aged spirits more than anything in the world, except maybe for her fairy garden and conspiracy theory documentaries.

The Knocked Up 13

Cask strength bourbon, lemon, orange liqueur

Created by Blair Beavers, Co-founder and creative director of Last Call Productions. Ironically, being a founder of a company that promotes bartenders and cocktail culture, Blaire didn’t even taste alcohol until he was 35.

Seventy Gallons of Mustard for the Pope 9

Tropical and fun with a kick.

Old Fashioned 9

An alternative to your “spirit forward” cocktail.

Americano 9

A zero proof version of the classic aperitif.

French 75 9

Dry, bubbly, refreshing.

House Jerky 3

Bulgogi Marinated Sirloin

Duck Fat Popcorn 5

Truffle Butter, Grana Padano, Black Pepper

Marinated Olives 6

Castelvetrano + Gaeta + Picholines, Pearl Onions, Orange Zest, Garlic, Rosemary

Roman Hummus 9

Greek olive oil, garlic, roman herbs & spices, sherry & pomegranate gastrique, coal-fired sourdough bread

Cauliflower Wings 12

Roasted poblano buffalo sauce, slaw, blue cheese dip

Charcuterie + Cheese 20

Served with chef’s choice of breads and accompaniments

Singapore Noodles 12

Curry, shiitakes, snap peas, cabbage, leeks, pea shoots, soft egg (spicy)

Pork Ribs three for 12, ...six for 20

Korean BBQ Sauce, Fried Garlic + Ginger + Almonds, Cilantro, Snap Peas

Seasonal Pie 8

Local Produce, Seasonal Whipped Cream